Today has been hectic — 25% raw, 25% excruciating, and 50% just plain ridiculous (a good or bad ridiculous, I don’t know) In case you haven’t heard, this weekend is the second annual “Treasure Island Music Festival,” named because it takes place on an island off the San Francisco Bay called Treasure Island, and because….yeah, it’s a freaking music festival. Hosted by Noise Pop/Another Planet Entertainment, TI has been one of the responses to the rest of the world’s calling of a NorCal version of Coachella (Outside Lands, etc). Simply put, this festival fails in many more ways than it succeeds in meeting the hype of being a Coachella-killer.

To name a few, the size of the venue is incredibly small; I imagine it covers no more than 1/5 the area of Empire Polo Grounds in Indio. Granted, it hosts a considerably less amount of people (70,000 vs ~15,000), there are only two stages (shoddily built, I might add), both within earshot distance of each other. While this does hamper the setlist of a festival that runs only two days and ends early, attendees can take a few positive things out of this. Coachella is way too freaking big; trying to crawl from the Sahara tent to the Mojave tent to the main stage to the second stage back to the Mojave Tent and back to the main stage back to the Sahara tent (all in 100+ heat, I might add) certainly saps the energy of casual concert goers. TI, on the other hand, has two really close venues, and the lineup was staggered such that as soon as one act was over, the next one would start. None of this: “Dude…I really want to watch the Teenagers, Justice, Chromeo, Death Cab, and ________ insert cool indie band name…but shit! They’re all playing at the same time! If only I could split myself into five different parts to watch them all! But alas, I am not Dr. Manhattan… (Har..har..har.) This means that it was possible to watch every act in its entirety without a problem. Cool…but wait! But I DON’T want to watch every act because some of them seem like they suck! (Will get into the setlist in a bit.) I may be biased because to each his own, but I feel as though the setlist for TI was not as good as it could have been..at least for the first day. Tomorrow should be a redux of Coachella, what with Vampire Weekend, Tegan and Sara, and The Raconteurs headlining. On the whole, however, I wasn’t that fired up for any of the acts other than Justice. Next, the crowd was pretty freaking lame. Way to have enthusiasm for these artists that come out to play for you…NOT. (I’m very guilty of this) Finally, what’s with the random shit, dude? I get it: this is a “hipster,” “indie” music festival. You need to have creative and weird things to show people how unconventional and cool this festival is. So out of all the “hip” and “unconventional” things you could have picked, why these?

Many a gay black pirate.

Imagine these cool angel wings. Then imagine these “cool” angel wings in the middle of the ground surrounded by nothing and with no apparent relevance to an island full of treasure or pirates, the supposed image they were going for.

A fucking ferris wheel. Come on, really? Did you really need to take up all that room to set up a ferrish wheel WHILE charging people ten dollars for a ride? REALLY? Sneaky ass pirates.
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Imagine the scariest creature that’s ever haunted you in your dreams and splice it with Patrick from Spongebob. The resulting monstrosities would be the things that were romaing around the island all day. They looked like shit; they danced like shit; hell, the only thing going for them were their neon green pumas that they were forced to wear. That didn’t even match with their aforementioned “costumes.”
Please try harder next year.
Anyway, I’ve wasted enough time talking about how dumb TI is, but let’s talk music. The following is a totally biased account of what I heard and saw today. (Pictures/links to samples to be added later)
1. Aesop Rock
So this white rapping dynamic trio (Two rappers, one DJ) opened up the day for us on the main stage. These guys have been underground for sometime, but had their breakthrough album None Shall Pass get picked up by our favorite MTV. Both lyrically and musically nothing special, it was too hot to really get into any type of music at the start of the day, much less rap. It did seem like they were really off though. Beats didn’t match rhymes, their setlist seemed random (they asked the crowd to pick a song for their closing), and they just didn’t seem that pumped to be there. C-
2. Nortec Collective
A group of guys dressed like cowboys playing hard bass drum patterns along with what sounds like Mariachi music. Mexican influences could clearly be heard throughout the set, and it was a pretty interesting listen. They really do like the trumpet and harmonica, as those instruments usually dominated the melody lines. Still really damn hot part of the day, but interesting, nonetheless. B
3. Antibalas
Mexico meets antiflag meets more Mariaci music. Saw this one from afar, but they did not impress. For a band that rolls twelve deep, you’d expect some KIND of music to churn out from these guys. Instead, you get repetitive lines of the same dull music coupled with constant shouts for indictments for the entire Bush administration. Next time I want some indoctrination, I’ll do some article reading on Digg, thanks. Die. D+
4. Foals
Oooh, perhaps the surprise of the day for me. This a band that hails from London, I believe. I didn’t think they were going to be that good, but they hit HARD as a rock band. The best comparison I can come up with is a little bit more aggressive version of Minus the Bear + Win Butler from the Arcade Fire on vocals. Yes, that good. I’ve heard that their album stuff isn’t that good, and I believe it. But these guys are really good live and a fun time to listen to. A-
5. Hot Chip
Whatever. Hot Chip sucks. Charles fell asleep standing up. I went to go pee and bought a tank top to climb in and talked on the phone for half an hour at the Boost Mobile tent. I think that’s self-explanatory. (Don’t hate me, I was tired at this point.) Grade: N/A
6. Amon Tobin
Ugh. I hadn’t really heard much of this guy’s stuff before listening to his set, but I fell asleep halfway through it if that means anything to you. (See previous group) He started off with these really weird ambiance that rivaled Boards of Canada but infinitely times more depressing and dark. Halfway through, he broke into drum/bass beats mixed in with industrial noises like large smacks and stuff. Cool for about five minutes, then i fell asleep in the grass. Not really my thing as far as electronica music goes. C+
7. Gold Frapp
Yeah yeah, kinda skimmed over her set, too. Went to go buy food and just tuned her out as background noise. She’s good when you’re in the mood to be cheered up by a siren-esque voice with happy lyrics. Some people really like her, but I think she’s unique…and…yeah, just unique. Grade: N/A
8. Mike Relm
EHHHHH. Disappointment of the day! I was really eager to see Mike Relm perform again, having been surprised by him at last year’s Coachella with his really unique style of mashing music/video. I was supposed to see him at BFD, but he bailed, much like the rest of BFD’s spirit. So here he was…..and great. No video. “Today I am going to try something a little bit different and give a party DJ set.” NO MIKE RELM, DON’T DO IT. YOU NEED TO KEEP THE GIMMICK, MAN. He’s a decent DJ, don’t get me wrong, but the video act was too cool! Instead, he showed off a bit of his scratching prowess with his usual tunes (RJD2, Peanuts, etc), and also showed off an incredible incompetancy of transitioning out of anything. Terrible synch — he’d literally stop the music and start a new track seconds later….with the basic premise of DJ’ing of keeping the music going without any pauses. Anyone can push the left or right button on their Sony Walkman to listen to their tunes. It got so bad that he went up to the mic during a song to say “God, I don’t know how I’m going to mix myself out of this one..” Whatever dude. You’re cool, and way to represent the Bay, but seriously, get your act together! C
8.5 The Sideshow
YAWN. During the middle of Mike Relm’s performance, he introduces these two DJ’s who are starting off with their first live show. They’re called the Sideshow, and that’s pretty much all they really are. They chose to take the path of the iconic DJ electronica scene these days: a ridiculous mask (See MSTRKRFT, The Bloody Beetroots), but they didn’t have that much to show for it. They were solid DJ’s, I guess, but their choice of mainstream Hip Hop wasn’t that good. Whatever, it was entertaining. I’m just being an asshole right now. B-
9. TV on the Radio
I’ve heard that these guys are epic live, but I wasn’t really feeling them at all. Their music sounded strangely normal (woo, loved that oxymoron? I am clever.). The singer, who is renowned for going crazy on stage, didn’t really go crazy at all and his voice was really muddled. I might just have been tired, but I left twenty minutes early to go check out the indie merch shops and pee again. Grade: B
10. CSS
LOL, conflict of interest. In hopes of securing a frontrow spot for Justice, I skipped CSS. I love CSS, and they sounded really really good…I just couldn’t bear to lose my spot for Justice. In any case, I remained loyal to my habits: (2006 CSS was playing at BFD, thought they were shitty and left after one song. 2007 Played at Coachella but skipped altogether because I thought they were shitty) Good stuff though. I don’t like their new album, Donkey, that much, but it’s always good homework music. Grade: N/A
11. Finally, Justice. I’m going to be writing an extensive post about them later, but they were definitely the highlight of my day. I was itching to see them all day, and boy they didn’t disappoint. I won’t go into details or else I’ll ruin my next post, but these guys are really sick. Hurray for French people who dress in leather garb and chainsmoke while spinning a set. Hurray. Grade: A
So that about concludes my first day of Treasure Island. I’ll add more stuff later, but I’m really really really tired and I have another day ahead of me. So, TBE,H (To be edited, HOPEFULLY.) Until tomorrow, then. Happy weekend everyone. :)
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