August 2011
3 posts
...okay...
College frat boy 1: Dammit my girlfriend is so needy. She always wants us to be together.
College frat boy 2: At least you have a girlfriend...
College frat boy 3: Yeah man didn't you just say the sex was good?
College frat boy 1: Dude sometimes I just wish I were gay
College frat boy 2/3: What?!
College frat boy 1: Gay men don't need to worry about performance. Think about it, you know you're doing it right one way or another. Faking it is hard. Gay men have it real good in the bedroom.
College frat boy 3: man....good point.
All three look at each other and awkwardness ensues.
“You should write in your blog more..I like how in the beginning of the year, you...”
January 2011
4 posts
Zzzzz...
via.
1, 2, 3….bawwwwwwwwwwwww. Miss this little bugger.
Sleep schedule is currently in such disarray. Many possible contributing factors, but it’s disheartening having to take so many midday naps. Dazed as shit right now.
“But the Hebrew word, the word timshel—‘Thou mayest’— that gives a choice. It...”
– East of Eden
Obligatory... !
Almost pointless to make resolutions, but they’re kind of fun in the same way it is to make extravagant wish lists for totally outlandish things. Shallow introspection can be motivational in the short term at the very least, i guess.
Recently started running again and I definitely want to keep it up. 500 miles plus a 10k race (at the very least)
Consistent V7 (funny how reading a two...
December 2010
4 posts
May 2009
1 post
Self checklist for this summer:
1.) Destory summer school
2.) Climb a solid V7 by september
3.) Lead a solid .12A by september
4.) Put together my Kilo TT and don’t die on the streets
5.) Cut down to 120
6.) Learn more about music production
7.) Only things you buy can this summer:
Organic Pad
Food
5.10 Dragons
1 Shirt
Gas
RAPE TIME!
-Rroyd
November 2008
1 post
Because it’s been a sufficient amount of time since my last post, I know all of my faithful (hack) readers have stopped checking this thing day-to-day. Hence, I am safe. Haphazard checkpoints of my life that I feel are safe for public knowledge.
1.) Wow. TV is fascinatingly good this season. I am impressed with the any number of shows that I watch.
2.) Who would have thought that I can...
October 2008
3 posts
BECAUSE NAOMI = LAME
She hates me because I don’t post. So here’s a post: I hate Naomi.
By the way, I just bought a baseball mitt, so if you’re in berkeley, let’s toss a ball around. :)
COOOOOL.
Mmmm.
It feels weird to keep up with three blogs at once. True, they all serve their own purposes, but the OCD in me just can’t but help but wonder how alone one of them feels when the other two get their dose of love…and the other remains untouched. Sad. Sad. Sad. Such is the case for this post, as I have nothing really notable to write, but I feel as though I must write.
Things currently...
Because Word 2008 won't FUCKING update
As I’m sitting here in the lounge listening to “Sexual Eruption” and waiting for the ‘critical’ update for Word 2008 to install (I’ve been neglecting to do it for several months due to lack of hard drive space), I decided to blog a bit because I’ve forgotten about this poor little dude while I’ve been dealing with life. Midterms are almost over...
September 2008
12 posts
UC Berkeley is awe...REALLY CRAPPY
Apparently, even the internet in this place doesn’t like me. After spending the last twenty minutes blogging about how much I hate Berkeley, it promptly deleted my post. So here I am, writing it again…although thinking about it, I realize how petty this post’s subject matter really is.
School is pretty hard now. I have more labs than I have….nostrils (clever?) due, as well...
Arrrr matey, looks like we found ourselves an...
Today has been hectic — 25% raw, 25% excruciating, and 50% just plain ridiculous (a good or bad ridiculous, I don’t know) In case you haven’t heard, this weekend is the second annual “Treasure Island Music Festival,” named because it takes place on an island off the San Francisco Bay called Treasure Island, and because….yeah, it’s a freaking music...
Question: Why do the lights at Underhill remain...
I’m usually too busy writing in my other blog to really give this one any thought at substance, but I’m tired of drafting all my entries and reading them a week later and bagging on myself for sounding so ridiculously emo. That being said, I’m not going to guarantee at all that this post is going to be any less shallow than any of the previous ones.
It’s a little before...
The anti-shit list.
Just to spite Steph because I realize that I’m not lame enough to come up with a shit list this late at night…
Current things in life that I find really really sweet: (In no particular order or relevance)
1.) Salads with a LOT of baby carrots and spinach leaves
2.) Ascending your daily project with a clean run on the crux while knowing that it’s clearly the last attempt of the...
Back to Basics
Despite having a chem lab (which I’ve neglected to touch for the past week) sitting here on my desktop urging to be finished, I sit here on a breezy Tuesday afternoon lounging and listening to music. Productive, I know, but the 503B hostel is currently as empty as it will ever get, with both other inhabitants currently napping. Granted, this is probably the best situation to get some work...
Salvation
Sometimes life is terribly complicated even when the only things that surround it are the simplest of things like chalk, sore muscles, and really oddly shaped holds.
Patience
Good things happen to those who wait.
Disco Boyz are in the house and Patrick Alavi is...
Friday. It’s been a rather long week, but a pretty good one, too. Football season just kicked off, I’ve overslept for the first time, and LATE NIGHT is updated and finally open. I’d ramble on about how awesome and engaging all my classes are, but I think that everyone deserves to dance… Or at least bob their heads in some ridiculously cute matter. Sometime this weekend,...
I had a clever title, but Steph just ruined it....
I have not uploaded music in a very long time. I have class in 6 hours, so I will save you the trouble of reading my poor analysis of otherwise good music. I just want to say this, however: the find of the week definitely has been:
Hailing from England is the indie/country duo “The Boy Least Likely To” by Pete Hobbs and Jof Owen (Cute names). They released their debut...
I REALLY love class.
Oh man, the semester is officially a week in, and I overslept for the first day of Chem lab. Sweet; I feel like a champ. Luckily, I didn’t get dropped, so the morning actually worked out quite well for me.
Probably the least shallow of posts thus far, here’s a list of personal goals that I want to get done by the end of the year: (In no particular order)
-Ascend a V5
-Put together a...
August 2008
20 posts
VICE PRESIDENT MILF - What Would Tyler Durden Do →
lol.
I love class.
An addendum to my last post; my physics teacher is the Italian version of Yelle. Slightly older, but still kinda cute. Especially when she’s teaching us about the differences between scalar/vectors. (I just spent 10 minutes trying to think of some clever and risqué physics joke/pick up line, but alas. Fail. Although this one made me laugh: “That dress would look even better...
Life taxi for ugly.
Life as a sophomore in college has begun. Classes are overbooked, boring, and hot. The people are fun though. The only thing I took away from class today was the realization that I need to learn to manage my relationships better. I want to meet more people, but I can’t even devote time to the people that deserve it. WOOPS.
Ben Gibbard: the genius behind Death Cab for Cutie and the Postal...
Move in day.
So it’s been “move in day” (move in days?) for the past two days and instead of blogging about all the nervous/excited/scared frosh who eagerly wait to go to their first frat party, go(ditch) their first class, have their floor dinner, etc. etc., I’m going to blog about skinny jeans. Because I can. Also because I’m shallow.
“Have you ever wondered what...
Sex and the Olympic city - Times Online →
I just hope this doesnt apply to He Kexin…or the rest of the Chinese women’s gymnastic squad either. Gross.
Creative minds should be stifled once in a while.
odeliapsotb: what should i bake this weekend.
odeliapsotb: don't say biscotti
odeliapsotb: bc cutting biscotti is too painful.
whoaitslloyd: whatever ships well.
odeliapsotb: dreammm on.
odeliapsotb: alex says meatcake
odeliapsotb: http://www.blackwidowbakery.com/demo/meatcake/
Sick.
College Football is right around the corner...
For those of who you are unlucky (or lucky in probably more aspects) enough to go to a college that really doesn’t have any kind of football tradition, this post will probably turn you off. However, for people like me, the start of a new school year brings in the breezy, sunny weather of Berkeley, yawn-inducing classes, and the college football season. Yeah, yeah, so highschool football in...
Rogge rips the wrong guy - Olympics - Yahoo!... →
The president of the IOC is a huge cockthrobber.
McCain is catching up →
Shade
mynameischarlesc: just a reminder
mynameischarlesc: rroyd-uh pickmeup
mynameischarlesc: my car is brokes :(
whoaitslloyd: mommy coming home at like 230
whoaitslloyd: i come then
mynameischarlesc: yay
whoaitslloyd: prob
mynameischarlesc: jk bout car is brokes
mynameischarlesc: but thankies
Chance
People don’t expect government to solve all their problems. But they sense, deep in their bones, that with just a slight change in priorities, we can make sure that every child in America has a decent ...
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