I drink your milkshake. I drink it ALL up.

Morning! Update from a post last night.

I think it’s safe to say: Told you so! Not a huge surprise, but Usain “Insane Lightning” Bolt has done the unthinkable: he’s broken Michael Johnson’s incredible 200 M sprint record by .02 seconds with a time of 19.30.

Relatively, think of how amazing that is. I can’t even brush my teeth in 20 seconds, but this guy is winning gold medals in that small span of time. I am not worthy of being a human being.

The Beijing Olympics are sweet.