I drink your milkshake. I drink it ALL up.

Just to spite Steph because I realize that I’m not lame enough to come up with a shit list this late at night…

Current things in life that I find really really sweet: (In no particular order or relevance)

1.) Salads with a LOT of baby carrots and spinach leaves

2.) Ascending your daily project with a clean run on the crux while knowing that it’s clearly the last attempt of the day since you can barely feel your fingers.

3.) Girls who climb

4.) Girls who wear leggings

5.) Rockband 2 and the “authentic” bass pedal constructed by my floor

6.) Emails that are longer than four paragraphs and end in “P.S.: Per usual, I think you’re really stupid but I love you anyway.”

7.) Mothers whom you’ve just met a few hours prior and are already judo-chopping you in the chest as a sign of unconditional affection

8.) Sunflowers

9.) Mixing alone and pretending that I’m a rockstar

10.) The following artists: Justin Faust, The Asteroids Galaxy Tour, The Teenagers, Justice (Treasure Island..!), Stars, Panda Riot, Little Red, Motley Crue (Ashin, love me, please.)

11.) Utilizing the cellular phone, specifically for texting. Texting is sweet. 10 cents for the ultimate flirt, baby.

12.) Constantly rubbing all of my floormates and telling them how hunky they’ve become over the past few months and secretly wishing for some compliments of my own.

13.) Showboating of any kind; especially when I’m a part of it.

14.) Birthdays

15.) Rekindling relationships

16.) Setting your alarm 20 minutes too early so that when you wake up, you realize you have twenty minutes of sleep left and go back to sleep with a stupid and sheepish grin on your face.

17.) ….Girls….who climb…and wear leggings..at the same time?

To be edited/removed at any given moment in time. Today was an amazing day. :)