College frat boy 1:Dammit my girlfriend is so needy. She always wants us to be together.
College frat boy 2:At least you have a girlfriend...
College frat boy 3:Yeah man didn't you just say the sex was good?
College frat boy 1:Dude sometimes I just wish I were gay
College frat boy 2/3:What?!
College frat boy 1:Gay men don't need to worry about performance. Think about it, you know you're doing it right one way or another. Faking it is hard. Gay men have it real good in the bedroom.
College frat boy 3:man....good point.
All three look at each other and awkwardness ensues.
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